Sexual advice

It has been two to three days since I last posted, part of it is because I was too busy at work, relatively in peace in my free life (I finally accepted my lose) and for the last part I got addicted to S&D's posts and others comments on them, anyway I really really got mad of the stupidity of men and/or the extremely deviated image that women have of them, so here are some rules I follow that I encourage all to follow:
1- A kiss should never be asked, never forced but should come.
2- Let the moment guide you hand not your dick, sometimes you both will reach places that you regretted touching that moment.
3- Now to a very spiky subject; the anal, guys before thinking of it try it yourself, get a dildo lubricate it well, and ask her to stick it in YOUR ASS, now if you like that feeling, change your orientation, if you didn't how come you ask her to do it.
4- Never ask her to do something you won't do, whenever you feel asking her for a blowjob, try getting the 69, if you can't or don't want it, the fellatio, no and now why you should get any privilege on her.
5- I can't emphasize enough on the Préliminaire, Don't fake them, don't abuse them, enjoy them.
Anyway why listen to me I've lost all my previous girl friends, but ask them all, they all said that I'm tender (even after we left), so think a little and get a brain bigger than your balls.

BTW: I removed my personal infos following Chris and Shlemazl advice, and removed my Ex-GF and her BF names cuz I think it wouldn't be appropriate.